Every now and then, weirdness seems to cluster. Like the past twenty four hours, for example. Last night, someone described a friend's baby as being in the "oral asphyxiation" stage of development. This morning, I saw a woman shaving her legs, which is not strange, but it was at a bus stop and she was using a razor, which definitely is. And then when I got to work, I find that investment scams in China involve giant ants. It's funny, but there's also a death penalty attached - fantasy does have consequences, kids.